100 Rizz lines to make flirting seem effortless in 2024

Listen up playas, if you want to level up your flirting game and become a certified rizz god, you need to have the sauce on deck. I’m talking about those slick, charming one-liners that make flirting seem so effortless, you’ll have cuties melting left and right.

The key to pulling off these rizz lines though? It’s all about the confidence and delivery my guys. You’ve got to make it seem natural and unforced. None of that try-hard cringe nonsense. Just lay it on smooth, with a lil’ eye contact and a casual smile, and you’ll be rizzed up to the max.

100 rizzy lines

So without further ado, here are 100 rizzy lines guaranteed to make you the smoothest flirt in any situation:

1. “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”
2. “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
3. “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”
4. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
5. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
6. “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
7. “Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
8. “Can you give me directions? I just got lost in your eyes.”
9. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”
10. “I think there’s something wrong with my phone…it doesn’t have your number in it.”
11. “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”
12. “Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.”
13. “Are you WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
14. “If you were a piñata, I’d put in the work to break you open and get what’s inside.”
15. “Are those space pants? Cause that butt is out of this world.”
16. “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.”
17. “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
18. “Mind if I walked you home and stole a kiss or two?”
19. “Are those rocket pants you’re wearing? Cause your butt is out of this world!”
20. “Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”
21. “Are you Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
22. “Is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
23. “Are you Siri? Because you’re just that voice I’ve been looking for.”
24. “Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
25. “Damn girl, you must be a tringle because you’re so acute!”
26. “Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.”
27. “Are you Hurricane Katrina? Because you’re blowing me away!”
28. “Do you like Star Wars? Because YOUda one for me!”
29. “Are you a magician? When I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
30. “Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you are looking right!”
31. “Are you my homeboy? Because you’re looking fly as heck.”
32. “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
33. “My buddy think you’re crazy…for not giving me your number!”
34. “You must be Verizon, because you have an amazing coverage!”
35. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just skinned my knee falling for you.”
36. “Are you Jamaican? Because you’re giving me that tropical heat!”
37. “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
38. “You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache!”
39. “There’s only one thing I want to change…your last name.”
40. “I didn’t know Utopia had a zipcode…I guess yours is perfection!”
41. “What’s a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?”
42. “You spend a lot of time on treadmills? Because you’re looking like a million footsteps!”
43. “On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”
44. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
45. “Are you a time traveller? Cause I see a future with you in it!”
46. “Are those stars in your eyes, or did you just get caught staring?”
47. “Did you get those shorts on sale? Because at my place, they’d be 100% off!”
48. “Do you have a twin sister? Then she must be the gorgeous one.”
49. “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a-latte!”
50. “I seem to have lost my phone number…can I have yours instead?”
51. “Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”
52. “Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention!”
53. “Do you have a career as a radiant heat source? Because you are so hot!”
54. “You’re so hot, I’m surprised the police didn’t pull you over for going too freaking fast!”
55. “Is your name Ariel? Cause you’re one Disney princess under the sea!”
56. “Are you the cure for insomnia? Because you’re the only thing keeping me up at night.”
57. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
58. “Dang girl, someone better call God, cuz Heaven is missing an angel!”
59. “Are you my big toe? Cause I’d bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.”
60. “Is your last name Wrigley? Because you’re making me feel like a Doublemint.”
61. “Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look tonight?”
62. “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McDamn!”
63. “Do you like Legos? Because I’m trying to put my prick in your chick!”
64. “Do you like pizza? Because I’d like a slice of that.”
65. “Are you a tattoo artist? Because you just gave me a permanent hard-on.”
66. “I want to be a protractor so I can measure that angle you’re standing at.”
67. “Nice legs, what time do they open?”
68. “Are you a haunted house? Cause I’m scared as hell, but I definitely want to walk inside you.”
69. “If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
70. “Do you like pie? Because I’ll take a slice of that cupcake!”
71. “If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE print!”
72. “Are you a fork? Because you just split these pants!”
73. “Is your name Earl? Because you’re hot as hot fries!”
74. “If you were a transformer, you would be Optimus Fine!”
75. “Is your Dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”
76. “I’m learning about important dates. What’s yours?”
77. “Girl, you must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.”
78. “Are you a beaver? Cause DAMNNNNN!”
79. “I’m like a .44 Magnum….and baby, you’re gone give me a chance to be revolver.”
80. “You’ve got everything I’d want in a girlfriend…and more!”
81. “Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you!”
82. “My friends call me_____, but you can call me tonight!”
83. “Is your daddy a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!”
84. “Are you from Russia? Because you’re a UP-standing comrade!”
85. “Was your dad a NASCAR pilot? Because you’re one pit stop I’d love to make!”
86. “Can I have your picture, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
87. “Nice shoes…wanna fuck?”
88. “Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
89. “Do you have a Cruz control button? Because you’re driving me crazy!”
90. “You’re like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. No matter what, I’m going to end up eating you.”
91. “You look so good, you’d be able to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window.”
92. “You’re so hot you must be on the cover of the Monster Manual.”
93. “I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out anyway?”
94. “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”
95. “Are you a Denny’s Grandslammer, because you are everything I’d want all-day!”
96. “How was heaven when you left it?”
97. “Are your parents bakers? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!”
98. “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!”
99. “If you were a basketball, I’d never take my eye off your dribble.”
100. “Are you a keyboard? Cause you’re just my type!”

The genius of these rizz lines is that they show you’ve got a sense of humor and don’t take yourself too seriously. But they’re just rizzy enough to let that lucky person know you’re definitely into them.

When you bust out a smooth line from this list, the hormones will be racing and the flirtatious tension sizzling. Just deliver it with a chill smile and vibe, and make eye contact after you say it. Brick by brick, you’ll be building that irresistible rizzy rapport.

Reminder

The most importanthing to remember though is to have fun with it! Flirting is all about creating a playful, charged connection – not delivering a dry line reading. Roll with any reactions she gives and keep that rizzy banter flowing. If she’s laughing, playing along, or giving you those “Oh you’d better stop…” looks and vibes, you’re putting that rizzy sauce on right.

So go on fam, study up on these tried and true rizz lines until they feel natural. Soon enough, you’ll be able to improvise your own off-the-cuff and make flirting seem 100% effortless. She’ll be dazzled by your confidence, charmed by your sense of humor, and begging for more of your irresistible flirtatious rizz.